Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Bud Tender

Here it is . The last hours and down to six customers. I was hoping for no one. Who buys bud at five minutes to midnight? Yet here I am with six customers and no patience.

'What's this one like?'

At this point my patience is thin. I'm like come on dude. It like the rest of them. Its fucking weed. Get on and smoke it douche. But I have to have patience. I can't curse at people. So I say,  'It's a sativa indica hybrid. It's not jittery or not too sleepy' 

So what do you want? I think that. I don't say It.  My face on the other hand, says hurry the fuck up.

'I'll take the first one I chose.'

Oh you mean the one I just put back? Ok let me just climb up there again and get it for you.  You prick.

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